FIVE MOST RIDICULOUS LEFTIST STATEMENTS MADE BY PROFESSORS

Welcome to Northern Arizona University, where opinions are common and facts aren't. I present to you my list for the top five most ridiculous statements my professors have made in the first three weeks.
1. "When referring to a married couple, saying Mr. before Mrs. is sexist."

2. "White people won't tolerate living with minorities."

3. "Schools reflect and reproduce segregation in this country."

4. "Public schools target minority children to be expelled."

5. "The American witch trials were an agenda by capitalists to keep women out of the workplace."

There is your "higher education" most Americans get duped into believing. Glad to see my $20,000 a year is being put to good use.